Wait a minute… achievements? I don’t remember achievements for this game. That is because there were not any, but there are now! See Below
Buzzkill Mourn the loss of a friend
Jumping the Sharks Put an end to the Sharks’ reign of tyranny
Is This Legal? Face-off against the Onett Police Force and win
Four Fried Chickens and a Coke Watch your first ‘Runaway Five’ concert
Uki Uki Kukyuki (Thanks for the gum.)
Tales from the Cryptid Spot Tessie in the Loch
Take to the Sky Take flight with the Sky Runner!
Freed Threed Bring light back to Threed
A Meditation in Patience Successfully enter Belch’s base
You’ve Come Far Chill out and enjoy a coffee break in Saturn Valley
Dry White Toast Catch the ‘Runaway Five’ at the Topolla Theater
Roughly the Third Strongest, Give or Take Defeat all five Guardian Diggers
Gettin’ the Band Back Together One last performance from the Runaway Five!
This is Madness! Welcome to Mooooonsiiiide
The King Banana Meet his royal highness, the Talah Rama
A Message from Eternity Help Poo suffer through his Mu training
Release the Kraken! Tame the monsterous Kraken
Tearful Goodbye After a long journey, a comrade departs
Overcoming Shyness Help the Tenda overcome their inadequacy
You’ve Come Farther Chill out and reminisce again, you’ve earned it!
On a Mission from God Clear the game
Who Cares? Use ‘Don’t Care’ at least once
You’ll Catch Cold Dressed Like That! [m] Head out in your PJs
Earthbound Gamers Do It One-handed [m] Go out at night and investigate the loud noise … using only your left hand
It’s a Secret to Everybody [m] Find the Secret Clubhouse
Trashburger? Just brush it off a little, it’ll be fiiiine
If I Give You This, Will You Go Away?!? Bother the man at the Twoson Hotel
Oh, Come Now, He’s Not All That Bad… Invest in Orange Kid
Caught Blue-handed [m] Get caught stealing from the Happy Happy Village food stand
Insane Killing Spree [m] Defeat at least eight Insane Cultists in a single battle
Retro Achievement Tame a New-Age Retro Hippie (No Auto-Win)
Brains vs. Brawn [m] Solo a Cave Boy with Jeff
BOING! Have Dr. Saturn operate on you
Significant! Discover the significance of the Insignificant Item
Fighter Pilot Eyes Find both Sesame Seeds in the desert
Dusty Dunes Slot Trio Get 7-7-7 on slots
Eagle Eyes Return the Contact Lens to its owner
Project DIVA [m] Catch a solo Venus performance at the Topolla Theater
Everdead [m] Try Everdred’s patience as he shares his last words
Metal Gear Solid [m] Skip past all the Robo Sentries on the 48th floor
What a Turd Find Pokey’s ‘gift’ in Scaraba
Smooshed Criminal Engage the Master Criminal Worm in battle in Scaraba and win (No Auto-Win)
Tendamart Give Ness the Hall of Fame bat
Who Needs Courage? [m] Lead all of the Flying Men to their deaths.
Happiness is a Blue Gun [m] Tame Mr. Carpainter without using any PP
Whac-a-Mole [m] Tame Mondo Mole, and don’t let Paula’s HP reach zero
Fly Honey-Free [m] Tame Master Belch without feeding him Fly Honey
The Auto-Fight of Your Life [m] Tame the Department Store Spook using only Auto-Battle
Trippy Wallpaper, Man [m] Tame Shrooom! with at least one character Mushroomized
Feel the Thunder [m] Tame Thunder and Storm without the Franklin Badge
OHKO [m] Tame the Deep Darkness boss in only one move
Because I Know Something You Don’t Know [m] Defeat Starman Super Deluxe … using only your left hand
Diamond Dogs [m] Tame Diamond Dog with at least one character Diamondized
Ness’ Nightmare [m] Tame the Sea of Eden boss after it runs out of PP
In the Bowels of Hell [m] Defeat Giygas’ servant without letting anyone’s HP drop to zero
Your Sanctuary I Claim Giant Step
Your Sanctuary II Claim Lilliput Steps
Your Sanctuary III Claim Milky Well
Your Sanctuary IV Claim Rainy Circle
Your Sanctuary V Claim Magnet Hill
Your Sanctuary VI Claim Pink Cloud
Your Sanctuary VII Claim Lumine Hall
Your Sanctuary VIII Claim Fire Springs
Insatiable Sweet Tooth Sprinkle Sugar onto a Cookie
These Are Free, Right? Eat a condiment all by itself
Harvest Moon Buy a Fresh Egg and sell it for 110 dollars with the ‘For Sale’ sign
Supreme Ruler Check and see how an enemy measures up
Now That’s How you Make an Exit! Use an Exit Mouse
Truffle Uppagus Sniff out a truffle
Fix it, Jeff! [m] Repair a Broken Air Gun
Fix it, Jeff II Repair a Broken Laser
Fix it, Jeff III Repair a Broken Bazooka
Fix it, Jeff IV Repair a Broken Parabolic Antenna
Kingly Regalia I [m] Give Poo the Sword of Kings
Kingly Regalia II Give Poo the Cloak of Kings
Kingly Regalia III Give Poo the Bracer of Kings
Kingly Regalia IV Give Poo the Diadem of Kings
The Cutest Ribbon of All Give Paula the Goddess Ribbon
Fallen Star Give Ness a Star Pendant
Bionic Slugger Give Ness the Gutsy Bat
That Was Easy! Get your first insta-win
Ding-Ding! Ring the Bell while riding your bike
Let’s End This!!! Win a battle while suffering mortal damage
Smiles and Tears Ending – Return home
Polestar Reunion Ending – Escort Paula back home
Better Late Than Never… Ending – Return a book to the Onett Library
Kidnap Success! Ending – Make sure Paula never goes home
First-time Homeowner Purchase the seaside property
Camera-shy Get the fewest photos possible and clear the game.
Fuzzy Pickles! [m] Get all event photos and clear the game
Time for an Off-shore Bank Account Store one million dollars in the ATM
You Cannot Grasp the True Form of This Achievement Ending – Roam the Earth as ghost(s)
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